Feeding the Monkey

When one does something they know they shouldn't do.
Often used in poker terms, where someone calls hands they shouldn't, but applicable to several life situations.
Origins come from zoo patrons who feed the monkeys, ignoring the signs prohibiting such conduct. Usually in return the monkeys throw their feces at them.

"Wow... Patrick just lost like half his chip stack.." 'Yeah.. he keeps feeding the monkey."

"I'm so full.. but it's ALL YOU CAN EAT." "You're going to pay for it later if you keep feeding the monkey man..."

by JHall1790 January 11, 2009

monkey trailing

the act of leaving behind a trail of toxic nerve gas emmited from ones bunghole.

I didn't warn my grandma i was monkey trailing, so when she caught a wiff she checked her Depends.

by BXplicit December 9, 2008

Monkey Troll

Usually classifies a man who is very unattractive. Typically someone who's hideousness eludes them, hence they will approach the most unattainable woman assuming that they have a possible chance.

Last night there was this total monkey troll macking on this hot chick! She was a perfect ten...dude was a total fugly assface! Man did he suffer from THS (total hid syndrome).

by by Bambamsasa March 27, 2010

Monkey Funk

A term to be used in place of the cuss word "shit"

Exactly, just what is this monkey funk?

by alynmo May 15, 2010

monkey grooming

The act of 2 bearded co workers picking crumbs from each others beards and/or shoulder or back hair.

Philip and Roger were in the breakroom monkey grooming each other. How does one lose control of their cracker crumbs.

by Goshma Ballsich November 14, 2013

monkey spunk bucket

A person or persons whom eat their own seaman/spunk/cum

Guy1- dude I ate my own cum
Guy2- omg your such a monkey spunk bucket

by Words make us feel January 8, 2014

Manky Fiver

The unique currency men from the west of Ireland use to pay for somebody's mothers services.

Dublin Man: Yo P-Dawg, what you get up to last night?

P-Dawg: I spend me last manky fiver on a go of your Ma.

Dublin Man: Ugh..

by PDawgWillRideYourMaInTheBog April 12, 2014