Mum don’t love me

when your mum don’t love you

Mum: I don’t love you anymore
Me: oh my mum don’t love me anymore cos i was an accident

by Haze_X12 May 11, 2022

bevvo’s mum

the fittest woman to ever live

Oh look, it’s bevvo’s mum, I’d shag that

by LewisThe420BlazeItDatBoi November 22, 2021

sorry mum

telling someone to do something or when they say something stupid

Alice : your cat stripped on your phone and broke it

me : yes because my petite cat is gonna smash the screen (sarcastically)
Alice : sorry mum

by danadoodle July 26, 2017

Ur mum

Ur mum gay

Ur mum gay

by Mrbunz January 3, 2019

Mum

Mum or mom. I love my mom very much. But I love my mum just as much. Its expected that a true momma’s boy love mom. But you never expect a mum. She is a lady that is the grandma to my kids. If I dont treat her right. SetMe right.

I dont deserve my mum. But I am very thankful.

by Permanent Scarlet Letter January 7, 2019

mum rock

music predominantly listened to by women of the baby boomer generation. An extension of the term 'Dad rock', including rock music of the LA scene of the 1970s probably termed slightly 'softer' than the male dominated British rock scene. Probably including some soul greats.

"mum rock" picture mum dancing around the living room after a work do regailing you with stories of the time she saw joni mitchell and CSNY at Wembley arena and nearly went to the isle of wight festival, but didn't quite make it.

eg. Big Yellow Taxi - Joni Mitchell
Love the One you're with -stephen stills
Respect - Aretha Franklin
You're so vain - Carly Simon

by freemum February 16, 2009

Yo mum

Yo mum

Yo mum is soo fat, i took a picture last christmas and its still printing

by TTVtafhu March 13, 2022