when an english woman queefs in their partners face and then shits on their chest. She then starts to sniff the shit and then put into her mouth and spit onto her partners face.
Sandra: Hey Stacy. I totally gave Brad an english bull muff last night.
Stacy: Did he like it?
Sandra: Are you kidding? He loved it!
Stacy: Did he like it?
Sandra: Are you kidding? He loved it!
by I.C. Dick November 13, 2011
Get the english bull muffmug. It is when a girl eats to many burgers before sex (2). When her and her partner start she instantly goes on her period. The first woman to have this happen was Mexican.
by Fridge-nugget March 14, 2014
Get the mexican muff burgermug. The act of growing a manly beard, taking a shot of hot sauce without swallowing, and going down on your girl (or your friends girl) while the hot sauce causes a hot steamy but slightly painful sensation with the assistance of the beard smearing the juices around. In this situation, the woman is typically handcuffed to something without knowing the splunk muff crunk is about to occur. Failure to restrain the subject may result in punches and cuts.
Man 1: What's with the eye patch?
Man 2: I gave my neighbors wife the splunk muff crunk, and I didnt tie her hands down tight enough, and she gouged my eye out after I went down on her.
Man 2: I gave my neighbors wife the splunk muff crunk, and I didnt tie her hands down tight enough, and she gouged my eye out after I went down on her.
by StoopidShteve September 10, 2013
Get the splunk muff crunkmug. by Javier Jesus Pablo October 5, 2013
Get the muff cabbage manmug. its a jersey thing.
by jumping beans October 18, 2010
Get the Muff cabbagemug. by Jack-Me-Hofff April 21, 2008
Get the muff mulletmug. by cheese72 June 5, 2011
Get the muddy muff munchermug.