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MILF

Jake: “Im a milf!”
Sam:” WTF DUDE?!”
Jake: “MAN I LOVE FROGS!”
by gurlalatagingisbad115 April 9, 2022
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MILF

A person who is incredibly talented at the art of being a person that is really fucking hot, and that will continue to be hot for the rest of their days.
Me: exists
cleanmemecoffeebean: *makes a Delicious!!!! Top
Me: SHE’S A NO, SHE IS THE MILF 🤤😩🥵
by em.mconion March 10, 2022
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Milf legs

Like old man strength, milf legs are only achievable at a certain age. Milf legs are smoking hot appendages that can be found attached to a milf. Not every woman can achieve this form, as milf legs are a result of a combination of genetics, presentation, and careful use during a woman’s younger years. They are usually shaven, properly moisturized, and have this aged glow that gives them their unique look. The calves and thighs must be relatively medium sized, toned, rounded and supple, and not overly large or muscular. A milf is usually aware of her milf legs, and accentuates their appearance by wearing clothing that will attract attention to them. She will also wear stilettos, and cross her legs whenever possible. Milf legs are a sight for sore eyes, you will know when you see one.
Dude, I know Becky is my girlfriend, but I just can’t stop thinking about her mom’s perfect set of milf legs
by Shattered heavens June 26, 2020
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hot single milf

A hot person named stormi who will be a milf when they are 70
bob: hey have u heard of the hot single milf
larry: you mean stormi?
bob: yeah
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MILF

MILF: Mother I'd Like to Fuck
someone TOO FUCKING attractive for you to call them a MILF
Mostly used for a HOT BABE of a mother that has kids.
"Holy shit duuuude! That over there, is a fucking MILF!"
by ahotperson25372893638 June 21, 2021
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MILF

the word milf is the defintion of carters mother,
when you see her you say " oh look at that milf"
by TLBMALAV, im gay September 9, 2022
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MILF Madness March

Males can only have sex or masturbate with a MILF (Unless you are gay, if so, do it with a DILF.) For Females you do the same, but with a DILF (Unless you are a lesbian, if so, do it with a MILF.) Passing will let you do Anal Annihilation April.
by plshelpaaaaaaaaaaaa January 24, 2022
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