MILF-assed

When a woman (who has born children) turns to walk away, and the view convinces you she is a MILF.
At drop off, Johnny’s mom was wearing yoga pants, and I got MILF-assed.
by Wut, wut does that mean? December 22, 2020
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Milf soup

The best sex everyone wants before you die
I need to scoop some Milf soup
by Milf Soup September 07, 2016
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milf dilf deal

When a gentleman coughs his filthy yoghurt into mother and daughter (not necessarily at the same time)
He's a lucky chap, he's got the milf dilf deal
by Martin Andrew March 26, 2024
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Ur local milf fucker

Ur local milf fucker also known as Ashe. This bitch hunts all the milfs and fucks the shit outta them.
Yo did you hear about 'Ur local milf fucker'?
Yea, they fucked my mom
by Taylor_trap June 27, 2021
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boy milf

a boy milf (or male milf, whatever tf you wanna call it) can be either an older trans guy or a really subby dilf
the fucking dilf i hooked up with had a pussy so he should classify as a boy milf
by the real gordon freeman July 06, 2023
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comfy milf

A milf whose entire persona just screams "comfort". Usually enjoys wearing sweaters, reading, and drinking coffee or tea. She is almost always fatigued, wearing her hair in a messy bun. Despite being active, she is slightly overweight; however, this means her breasts and caboose are quite large.
Examples of comfy milfs:
Christina Hendricks
Melony from Pokemon Shield
by arrgitsasnake February 19, 2023
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top milf

Riley's mom, normally the hottest milf around
Damn that chick is hot, must be Riley's mom, what a top milf
by Cum sandwich enjoyer December 27, 2022
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