Log-cutter

A sexual position where two female lovers grind their vaginas together with a big stiff turd between them.

"Hey steph can we do scissors?"

"OMG yes Rachel! I need to do a poo though.. Hang on, We can do a log-cutter!"

by SloppyPloppys July 29, 2022

logging the forbidden forest

Shaving your penis hair. Ususally done by gay people or perverts.

I'd hate to be a lumberjack if they were loggint the forbidden forest

by Ryan Satter March 30, 2005

1 log down

having to take a piss
(first originated while camping)

i just drank alot of water and i need to go 1 log down.

by Don Faith June 11, 2006

tallahasee log flume

big piece of motherfucking shit right in yo mommas mouth

me yo mom and a tallahasee log flume

by yo mamma III February 22, 2003

log effect tile

Waterproof smear left by an untidy toilet user(usually on a virgin train)which starts below the rim and inexplicably continues and survives intact beneath the waterline.

Some ones fitted a log effect tile in that public conveience

by Chris Ord August 31, 2006

3 logs down

jacking off
(only do when you are alone)

don't whip you dickm out here, go 3 logs down for that dammit.

by Don Faith June 11, 2006

Yule toilet log

The Yule toilet log is not the good-smelling log that goes in your fireplace. This is a foul-smelling turd that people produce after massive Christmas food consumption. The source of Mr. Hanky

After I ate Christmas dinner, I had to go crap a Yule toilet log, which I left so the next person who visits the bathroom can marvel at my creation.

by Zozothecat December 24, 2019