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Arr Kelly

The act of peeing on a teenage girl while in full pirate costume
by Pdesil711 May 24, 2019
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Anna Kelly

the most basic, ugliest, annoying, no a$$, no boobs, flatter than a board, no curves, big forehead, tries too hard to fit in but secretly everyone talks about her, obsessed with landen. calls other people “ho3s”, but missed 8 girls in one night. talks sm, and is going to get rocked in the face.
random person: “she has b00bs”
random person: “where? she’s flatter than ground.”
Anna Kelly is very much hated.
by urgoldfish February 25, 2022
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R Kelly

A person who is sentenced to 30 years in prison
Person 1:you know r Kelly was sentenced to prison…
Person2: wth 😭
by Twizzy ya boi June 29, 2022
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Kelly’s Rule of Inquiry

If you ask the top people for their opinions first, you won’t get effective advice from the people below them.

A group of people can be asked to make a decision and will march off in a direction they never would have taken by themselves.

When doctors are preparing to perform brain surgery on your wife, pull the top surgeons and physicians into a breakroom with residents and other medical staff and ask the people on the lowest rungs of the profession for their opinions on the surgery first.

Source: Astronaut Mark Kelly, husband of former Arizona Congresswoman Gabby Giffords, in 2014 at the annual Visitor Industry Luncheon at the Sioux Falls Convention Center
“I learned you do not want to ask the space shuttle commander, the flight director, the chief engineer or program manager his opinion first. If you do, you don’t get effective advice from the people below them.”
At Los Alamos, visitors Niels Bohr and brother Harald obeyed Kelly’s Rule of Inquiry by running their ideas on the current work by Richard Feynman before asking anyone higher up.
by WhatwasIsaying January 25, 2025
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Kelly Williams

A young man, or young woman; you decide. Kelly Williams' are often described as smelly as they don't believe in the use of soap and are always punching cones.
Don't be a Kelly Williams even if the water pressure is really good.
by yehhahdvd October 6, 2020
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pull a general kelly

Give a hostile account of something Democratic, untrue from beginning to end in its critical points. The account is usually adapted from fake news without conscious recognition that it is fake.

The term derives from one unfortunate White House press conference.
He tried to pull a general kelly, but it was an unlucky general kelly because the video of the event immediately went viral.
by less-is-more October 24, 2017
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Uncle Kelly

Lame, without purpose, Internet dating wizard, able to capture the attention of unwitting women with online prose
I am going to hang out at home tonight and Uncle Kelly a bunch of dames.
by Uncle Fes December 17, 2012
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