Johnny Two-Shot

A kid who can't do more than two shots before passing out. Like a bitch.

Way to pass out after only doing two shots of vodka... fuckin' Johnny Two-Shot here can't hang!

by Ice Represent September 3, 2010

Had a Johnny moment

Trying as hard as possible to make a cohearent sentence and or being the biggest idiot possible during a given situation.

Last night Nick was flopping all over dylan's couch and babblin' like an idiot.
Yeah He Had a Johnny moment.

by Webenator April 6, 2015

johnny red eye

Marijuana

Those skids are smoking the Johnny red eye.

by Stanski May 31, 2016

johnny welly man

A very famous homeless bloke based in the cesspool of St. Helens. The people in St.helens seem to have an obsession with giving him pound coins despite the fact he might be a millionaire. He is often spotted In Greg’s.

“Ay lad I saw Johnny welly man In Greg’s”-chav 1
“Did you give a quid bruv”-chav2

by Massiveknob December 18, 2019

Johnny Cat

Golf Term; The sand bunker.

So we bring this sweet seven straight down the chimney with some hellacious sauce on it. 'Cept it jizzes into the Johnny Cat and the sumbitch knits us a sweater in there.

by necronite July 11, 2003

johnny big chair

When you get a big promotion and become the boss. Sitting in the biggest chair in your office.

I cannot believe you are the boss, must be nice to be Johnny Big Chair.

by Johnny Big Chair May 14, 2014

18 And Life with Johnny

The mispronounced lyrics of Skid Row’s hit song “18 And Life.”

Brizzle: 18 and life with Johnny!

B Real: That’s not the line! It’s “18 and life, you got it!” Got it?

by Bundty September 13, 2023