A jizz skip

a woman who is filled up like a skip full of man cum

your mum is a jizz skip

by lango1945 May 12, 2016

jizz valcano

When your dick sprays cum every where because a guys erection is so hard

Dude last night with my girl I had a jizz valcano

by Cameronblue19 June 29, 2017

jizz chizz

Someone who gets all the ladies and balls up like chef curry.

That girl is a real Jizz chizz

by JizzChizz December 28, 2016

jizz jerkey

jerkey made of, or mostly consisting of jizz.

Karen:"Hey Mike! This jizz jerkey is delicious!"

by The Big Stuff April 25, 2010

jizz hands

Not to be confused with jazz hands. A temporary condition that occurs when a guy finishes masturbating, primarily in the shower, and he looks down at his hands to see some jizz still there. He tries to wash it off, bit it just stays on his hand, then moves to the other hand, then back. He finally gets it off and onto the shower floor after like 5 minutes of trying. This is why you have to make sure the jizz hits the floor, not your hands.

Gary: ...ahhhhhh...
Gary: Okay, now I'm done fapping and can now focus on my sad, lonely existence. Let me just look at my hands before I wash my hair - wait, what? Dammit, I guess I got jizz hands.

by 508gang June 26, 2017

Plant Jizz

The white or green liquid to come from a plant when aroused and busts a nut( the jizz). Also known as tree cum or vegetation’s nut.

Oh no I say on this bed of lettuce and got plant jizz all over me!

by Plant fucker March 03, 2021

jizz storm

When a guy cums and more comes out than expected.

I really shot a jizz storm in Kim's face.

by billsmashole May 10, 2011