jizz trumpet

when you cum in a girls ass while doing anal and as you pull out she farts so loud and such a high pitch that it sounds like a trumpet and launching the jizz forward, thus making it a jizz trumpet

Bro you wont believe it, she totally played the jizz trumpet last night.

by the red horny devil February 10, 2023

Jizz Hat

Cumming in underwear and pulling it over someones head

I gave Corey a jizz hat

by Yespacito III December 25, 2019

Mouth Jizz

When eating something very good, saliva spews out of your mouth.

Wow the pizza was so good my mouth jizzed for a second!

by PanisCupcake February 24, 2014

reptile jizz

when your pee has that asparagus remnense, a perfect word to describe it is reptile jizz

man after all that asparagus, my piss smells like reptile jizz

by analdestroyed July 31, 2017

Fizz and jizz

When you pour a tablespoon of McDonalds sprite on a girls clit and watch that mf fizz up like sum queefing pop rocks

Bitches always think they freaky till they meet a mf like me who gone tie them down and give them the fizz and jizz.

by Falmk March 7, 2020

jizz jester

1. a woman who prefers to play with jizz after it is applied to her, regardless of where the jizz was placed

2.A woman who despite her jizz tomfoolery, feels no shame for her actions...she just wants jizz...in her mouth and everywhere...

After I nutted last night I got a nice show from Cindy, she is quite the jizz jester.

by King Ov Da Sea October 29, 2009

Jizz olympics

An underground competitive sport played by either men or women where a party of 6 or more competitors play various games involving guzzling, shooting, snorting, swimming and ingesting semen.

Where you there for the jizz olympics? Nah homie I was chilling with your wife

by aldini-thegreat May 16, 2018