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January 18

January 18 is National bench press ur bitchez day!!!

Flex that muscle babey
Person 1: Happy birthday bro!

Person 2: Haha thanks bro

Person 1: did you hear what else is happening today, bro?

Person 2: Nah bro??

Person 1: January 18 is national bench press ur bitchez day, bro! Go out and bench press your bitch before someone else lifts her!

Person 2: Brooooo!
by absolutelynotkatie October 19, 2019
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January

the greatest fucking month ever, not only do we celebrate the new year but all the birthday inside of January are full of the greatest people alive, the baddest bitches, the funniest hoes , and the hottest people overall, anyone born in different months are asshole butt fuckers
you were born in January? THAT EXPLAINS WHY YOURE SUCH A HOT BAD BITCH FUNNY HOE
by hoe ass bitch 🥵🖤 November 2, 2019
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January 8

You’re most likely depressed and lonely but that’s fine cuz you don’t like people anyways do to the insane anxiety mixed with fear of abandonment and loss you’re a total introvert.
That guy is a total introvert you know what day he was born on , January 8th!
by Twofourlocoschuckecheese November 10, 2019
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January 28

National hang with your boyfriend or girlfriend day❤️. Don’t be shy ☺️
Girl: hangs with friends

Boy: hey.. it’s January 28 wanna Hang ?
Girl: SUREEEEEE 💛😎
by YO-GIRL-PEIRODT January 27, 2020
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january 10th

national do what your boyfriend says day. do what your boyfriend says to do all day today.
Oh jeez! Its January 10th, thats national do what your boyfriend says day!
by burgerboy23 April 27, 2020
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January 8

if you were born on this day you’re a fucking manipulative psychopath with mental illness who doesn’t even know it. go get some help because in general you’re an awesome person!! start to put yourself first, and not because of your god-complex. go see a therapist soon, please!
born on January 8: you know i hate you so much, you’re the worst person i’ve ever met but i do like you somehow
me: well
by xxxxxxccccxxxxxxxx September 28, 2021
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4th January

International Far Cry Day.

The day all nerds HAVE TO play Far Cry.

And anyone else who owns the game
"Hey bro guess what day it is!! 4th January!! My birthday!!"

"Yeah like I care. Today's International Far Cry Day."

"oh ok"
by xShadyboii October 31, 2019
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