Bed poop Stain

Bed Poop Stain is,

when your partner sleeps with no undies and farts while they sleep and the poop particles builds up making a poop stain on your bed. *Gross*
Common Reason for Divorce

Person 1: Why is there a poop stain in our bed?
Person 2:idk
Person 1: DID YOU PULL A BED POOP STAIN?!?!??!?
Person 2: Maybe I took my tighty whities off so when I farted it got all over
Person 1: YOURE CLEANING THE BEDSHEETS RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
Person 2: I CANT CONTROL IT!!!!!!
Person 1: WERE GETTING A DIVORCE!!!!
Person 2: *Cries and Whimpers*

by LankaLiyanapatharangeLicker November 12, 2021

Bed Bug Fever

A white guy who has a strange fixation with Indian Chicks (because Indian chicks often look like bed bugs).

"Josh hasn't been the same these past few weeks."

"Oh he just started dating this Indian chick... I think he contracted bed bug fever."

by Swaggy Pea October 24, 2020

Bed Squeak Concert

Generally a meaning for sexual intercourse or orgy, usually on a rickety bed or mattress that can easily be heard within earshot of the bedroom.

"Maaaan, these people are literally having a BSC, aka a Bed Squeak Concert in the other room."

by KirbyBisharp/BitchDaddyKiddErm January 12, 2023

Taking the kettle to bed

Going insane.

Jack is really taking the kettle to bed during that shrooms trip.

by Avarin December 27, 2019

Creeky bed dick

When the bed creeks so bad that you cant help but laugh and get a softy.

This bitches bed was so loud I got Creeky bed Dick.

by Putti35 October 22, 2020

lesbian bed death

a punk, gothic, sleaze band from Stoke on Trent in England. 'I Use My Powers For Evil' is the band's 1st album.
Band Members include : Luci4, Mr Peach, Magic Andy, Chuckmaster C, Stigmata and The Gimp.
More information on the band Lesbian Bed Death can be found at www.lesbianbeddeath.net

'I went to a Lesbian Bed Death gig last week and they really blew me away..This Band Rocks'

by Danielle Shields September 24, 2006

Shit the bed, Margaret!

An exclamation of surprise, shock, or amazement.

The response "At least it wasn't your pants, Bob," may be used.

"Little Jimmy passed his test? Well shit the bed, Margaret! This calls for a celebration!"

by The Sarah Fish September 11, 2007