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closed can of peaches

(Noun) Calling someone a virgin; referring to someone's virginity (mostly referring to a girl's virginity)
Cara: Gosh I'm so horny right now. I really need a fuckbuddy.

Me:Hun, you're a closed can of peaches. You can survive without dick.
by PrattyBratty May 2, 2016
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jimmy big can

Famous pornstar who has fucked over 1000 people (male and female). He goes by the name of Jimmy and the "big can," in the name jimmy big can, refers to his penis, for it has the circumference equal to that of a beer can.
Boy: "Look at that jimmy guy over there...."

Girl: "What's that thing in his pants!?!?!"
Teacher: "That has to be a beer can..."
Boy: "Holy fuck... I wish I was him..."
Girl: "I think I like Jimmy big can..."
by JimmyBigcan May 17, 2016
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Blow Up the Can

To wreak havoc on a toilet (preferably someone else’s) by taking a monster shit, often of the explosive diarrhea variety, with extreme force. Past tense: Blew up the Can.
Jay: “Every time I go over to Ethan’s house, I blow up the can after dinner. I don’t think his parents are ever gonna let me come back again.”

Larry: “Susan let me stay over last night and this morning I totally blew up the can. Now she won’t return my calls.”
by Mr Mucho Macho October 25, 2020
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All That and a Can of Worms

1) The opposite version of 90's slang term “All that and a bag of chips”, which means “good, plus extra!”
2) To mean that a person is "all that (they're said to be)" and worse. Someone that, once given an opportunity, is likely to become more controversial and problematic than they already are or are believed to be.

3) An individual that, when opening his or her mouth, is like Pandora's proverbial and mythical box as they get into situations that get out of hand or become hard to control.
The American people thought that Donald Trump was 'all that and a can of worms' even from the fateful moment he announced his candidacy for president.
by AELIANA October 13, 2016
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trash can socialism

The belief that the communal trash can capacity is to be distributed according to the need of each individual in that community.
Trudi: Our trash can is full.

Eric: I'll just toss it in the neighbor's.

Trudi: Is that the right thing to do?

Eric: Yes, it's trash can socialism!
by anitpole September 4, 2009
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Can I Vent?

When someone says "Can I Vent?" DON'T MAKE FUN OF THEM, They Are asking permission to share their feelings and what they're going through. If you REALLY WANT TO HEAR IT, But knowing that you don't have time you can easily say the truth on why you can't comfort them while they vent.
Jade: Hey Wanna play Amogus?

Jediai: Yea sure.

Jade: Oh, I'm the Imposter.

Jediai: Oh! Me too!

Jade: "Can I Vent?"

Jediai: Sure!

Jade: *Actually Vents about what they are going through instead of venting in the game*

Jediai: I'm unfriending you in Roblox.
by Buffyori March 22, 2022
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