burrito terd

When you eat a burrito for breakfast, lunch and dinner, but you don’t shit until after you’ve ate dinner.

Carl had the biggest burrito terd after working a long shift on the construction site.

by mike charter January 6, 2022

lady burrito

The scrumptious monthly product of a woman’s internal taco shop. Once it has churned out copious amounts of its famous sauce, it is rolled up with absorbent pad and wrapper. This is the lady burrito. Shining it’s majesty atop the trash in the waste bin, it can be confused for those of the Bell or Chipotle variety, early in the morning. But behold, it is neither. It is the lady burrito.

S: Dude, you threw away a Taco Bell burrito?
T: Nah dude, that right there is a glorious lady burrito.
S: Damn.

by legendsword2 March 14, 2018

Burrito

in regards to a situation or predicament that you were put in being over with and finished aka a wrap.

“So are you still going to talk to him?”
“Girl no he played in my face Issa burrito”

by Big Daddy Sums August 4, 2024

Birchy Burrito

After the very first time you kiss someone, you move directly into 69

I can't believe they birchy burritod on the first date!!

by 69Salsa69 May 26, 2018

Fat Burrito

An excessively large penis, usually attached to someone of hispanic heritage.

Jake lusted after Josés huge, fat burrito.

by Fuck Sally. June 10, 2018

Burrito Breath

The way your breath smells after eating a burrito.

Guy 1: Did you see Stacy?
Guy 2: No
Guy 1: She has horrible burrito breath.

by Bob Marconi May 2, 2016

Burrito Hippies

A derogatory term used for Mexicans, along with names such as Beaner, Wetback, and Lawnmower Person. They can usually be found under the nearest tree, passed out, burrito in their hands.

“John, have you seen all the Burrito Hippies out behind Bill’s house?”

“Yeah Jamal, there was, like, six of them, just passed out in his backyard! What the hell?”

by Hairbear44 June 2, 2018