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Pole Beans

When a dude has such a small or extremely taut scrotum that his two nuts split and lay on either side of the base of his man pole as opposed to hanging and dangling like a normal scrot.
I was watching amateur porn and some dude had pole beans. I don’t see how that wasn’t painful with her ass slamming down on them nuts.
by Eaton Holgoode June 2, 2018
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Ring Beans

Thrombosed veins around the anus that look like a little puffy beans around the anus. Also knows as hemorrhoids. Typically occur from just absolutely brutal anal sex.
She told me to hit her ass good but to watch out for her ring beans.

The anal this weekend was so rough I got some ring beans. I need some Prep H.

My ring beans are all itchy down there. I’m like a dog dragging its ass on the carpet.
by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018
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BEAN TIME

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These are all BEAN TIME. The intervals of time where you check the beans. You have to end all other tasks to attend the beans.
When do you have to leave?
BEAN TIME
by EmiAndArrow April 24, 2023
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Big Bean

This man.. neigh this legend is an actual fucking beast of nature. this man is a true nigger this man has so much sex it’s actually unreal. also has a 9 inch cock
“who’s that kid with the huge ballsack over there?”
that’s Big Bean
by XxmonkeymanxX December 17, 2022
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Yippee Beans

An expression that finds its origin in the cowboy culture of old western movies and cattle drives.

In those times, cowboys were often portrayed as exclaiming "yippee" during cattle drives as a way to express excitement and enthusiasm.

Additionally, canned beans were a staple in their diets during these arduous journeys.
Over time, the two elements, the cowboy's spirited exclamation and their frequent consumption of canned beans,
became intertwined, giving rise to the whimsical moniker "yippee beans" for baked beans.

Alternatively, the term is sometimes used to describe amphetamines like Methadrine, Dexedrine and other stimulant pills.
I'm going to have some Yippee beans on toast for breakfast today
by the kid from MAD magazine July 29, 2023
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gay bean

by cocksuckerballsack69 January 27, 2022
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idiotic bean

when someone is so stupid that you pass out
your such an idiotic bean
by mnbjkl January 20, 2021
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