A wonderful place to work. You control every clock in the universe and stop time to fuck with people. A bunch of sadists. Love getting Taco Bell for lunch and spilling salsa on their keyboards
Person one: I need a knew watch, what do you recommend?
Time Clock Plus employee: honestly I’ve put every watch we have up my ass at one point so whichever you choose will give you shit battery life but can fully be submerged without dying on you
Time Clock Plus employee: honestly I’ve put every watch we have up my ass at one point so whichever you choose will give you shit battery life but can fully be submerged without dying on you
by Female Charles Boyle June 29, 2019
Get the Time Clock Plusmug. Sometimes called Rogers Wake Up Call, when someone is sleeping on a couch and you take your cock and smack the person in the face to wake them up.
“Athena was sleeping, and I went over and started smacking her with my big fat cock”
“Damn bro the Bucky alarm clock?”
“Damn bro the Bucky alarm clock?”
by TalkWhileIWalk June 5, 2018
Get the Bucky Alarm Clockmug. Person 1: Excuse me... What time is it?
Person 2: Quarter past.
Person 1: That's clock jargon... Can you tell me what the exact time is please?
Person 2: Quarter past.
Person 1: That's clock jargon... Can you tell me what the exact time is please?
by Fairhart January 23, 2017
Get the clock jargonmug. by AKA SEXY April 29, 2019
Get the THE CLOCK HITTERmug. when playing madden and the opposing player is running the playclock down to 1 second every play, before the 3rd qtr.
by phillipchuntz December 31, 2011
Get the danning the clockmug. My sister took the last slices of pizza so I Adam clocked her
He told me to hit him but i would rather use adam clocking
He told me to hit him but i would rather use adam clocking
by Trueandhonestdefintions March 30, 2019
Get the Adam clockingmug. by doopscooppoop May 4, 2020
Get the cogsworth the clockmug.