dog wont hunt

A situation that clearly wont work. something which wont happen at all. Highly unlike to go as planned.

Suzan says she 'd love to have a date with the new guy in class. Problem is , he is married already... "that dog wont hunt". fail

by SONNIA PEREIRA LIMA February 15, 2017

Hunting rifle

A type of gun which could deal 45 damage on the body and 76 on the head.

Oh you got a wingman, you know it’s a hunting rifle don’t you?

by lean269rrr December 26, 2021

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025

Green Mountain Swamp Hunt

While taking a rowboat through the southern marshes of Lake Champlain, bend a mud cricket over the bow of the boat and fuck her while snorting maple syrup off her back. The goal is to shoot as many muskrats as possible before nutting

Man, I took the ol' lady on a Green Mountain Swamp Hunt yesterday. Ethan Allen would be so proud

by Endlessecho May 17, 2021

Kristine Hunt

Really a remarkable wife, mom and nana. Loves her husband, boys and granddaughter more than anything.

I wish I was a Kristine Hunt.

by ksunflower66 December 20, 2016

Rook Hunt

Someone commonly associated with stalking people, almost always someone named Vil Schoenheit.

I love Rook Hunt.

Person A: „ Hey, are you stalking someone right now? „

Person B: „ No, I‘m just Rook Hunt from the hit game Twisted Wonderland. „

by RookHuntsGF January 14, 2024

Street hunting

When you go outside (most preferably in some high-poverty area) and hunt for rabid dogs, stray cats, diseased birds and horny rats. A very difficult job. Most people tap out on the first day. To catch one of these animals, you have to lure them with either dead squirrels or rats or birdshit or rat urine. Once your desired prey comes along, you grab a net and trap the animal, regardless of if they scratch or bite or kick. Never kill your prey. If you do, they will be worth absolutely nothing and you'll be forced to throw them in the trash or a lake. But if you DO catch the animal alive, you usually skin them and either take their hide and pelt for yourself, or sell them to a homeless man for about 5 cents and 2 cigarettes. Thanks to street hunting, many homeless people have warm bedding and the death rate for homeless people freezing to death has gone down by 83%.

Man 1: ayo imma go street hunting catcha later
Man: k get me a dirty cat pelt with a rat's dick stuck to it

by e r r a t a s e d o u m February 23, 2021