Alpaca Him

When a dirty slut blows a guy’s dick and holds the cum in her mouth and spits it back at his face
Hey dude you hear about his tinder date? He must’ve pissed her off because she did alpaca him
by Redhammer69 October 09, 2022
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crunch on him

when you have a little fling going for someone
haley: who's that?

lauren: oh thays carson i have a crunch on him
by leledog December 23, 2017
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I need him biblically.

A phrased used when someone wants to worship someone blindly, but also completely defile them in a sexual manner. Similarly to how the bible was defiled in a literal manner, and yet is still praised as the true words of god.
"He's so handsome, I need him biblically."
"Daaaamn, girl! Get yo man."
by Zephyrooski March 21, 2024
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