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Hey

the word "hey" is used to attract attention, to express surprise, interest, or annoyance, or to elicit agreement:
"hey, what's going on here?"
by gerge the hairy cunt fagg March 30, 2017
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MM:Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me off?
Mordecai:No bro it's kinda gay
Rigby:You're kinda gay, and then kinda like a f*g.
MM:YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME A F*G.
you know who else called me a f*g? my mom.
Skips:I've seen this before. you called him a f*g too many times.
MORDECAI, RIGBY, WE HAVE TO DO CAKE FARTS FOR MM TO CHEER HIM UP.
Mordecai:I don't think i wanna do that.
Benson:Mordecai, Rigby, you're gonna do cake farts for MM or you're FIRED!!
Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me off?

Mordecai:No bro it's kinda gay
by YADEAD July 22, 2025
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Hey

It's a word
Guy 1: HEY, PUT THAT GUN DOWN!
Guy 2: Hell no man.
by ya boi 1 April 16, 2018
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hey

don't you say this when you greet to others ?
hey b***t ! come here LMAO
oh my god...
by a random guy LMFAO March 16, 2021
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Hey

When you want a random person to turn attention too you
by Liljan December 12, 2016
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hey

a greeting, another word for hi or hello. Also, I know you're just procrastinating that essay. Why do I know? Because I am too. Don't be me kids. Just get the work done and then you'll have free time, and not be so permanently overtired. Go look in a mirror, do you see that purplish blue under your eyes? Pretty color eh? Kinda looks like you got punched in the eye huh? Yeah well procrastination did that to you. Most likely. Fine, procrastination did that to me and I should be the one looking in the mirror, I know. BUT BRUHHH...yeah I can't defend myself.
The verrrry small logical and smart part of my brain: hey! stop looking up useless things you already know and do the thing you should have done three days ago! please! it's starting to look like i'm just going to die if you keep not sleeping like this....just please....do it.....
me: *typing this*
by 2potatoes November 13, 2022
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Hi/Hey/Hello

Don't use the word Hi/Hey/Hello again you sad son of bitch, like are you that depressed you need urban dictionary. Nigga theres nothing here but dickheads, fucktards, and porn addicts so go somewhere else
by MI NAME IS MAN November 12, 2020
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