Happy Tapioca

hapē tapēˈōkə/
verb

A wrestling move where in the recipient is sodomized by the whole team then blindfolded before being submerged into a bathtub full of semen which they call “a tapioca pit” and then the whole team urinates on them.
“Before I knew it they had me, locked into the forbidden move. A happy tapioca!”

“Your brother is so gay he asked the wrestling team to give him a happy tapioca!”
by Education is my passion September 14, 2022
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emo happiness

There is no such thing.
Mom: Son, i boght you the new FFTL album!
Emo: Oh, fuck, i'm so unhappy i want to cry! AAAAA!!
Mom: Emo happiness sucks.
by Emohaters September 04, 2006
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happy bunny

A sarcastic bunny who used to be funny.
Popular with 12 year old Good Charlotte fans.
now: "Oh my God! That Happy Bunny shirt is so cute! It says "I hate everything!"
before: "Well, I *do* hate everything..."
by Meh. Go Away. January 03, 2006
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The Happy Meal

To insert a popular value menu item, such as a Wendy's Bacon Double Cheeseburger or McDonald's Big Mac, into your lady's sweet poonany, and proceed to eat her out.

Tom: Hey broho, I just totally gave Cindi The Happy Meal!
Reg: Get the fuck out brotha!
Tom: Yeah man. Tasty eats!
Koolaid Guy: Ohhh yeaaaah!!
by El Contractore November 19, 2007
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Happy Flaps

I tell you, she was so up for a porking her happy flaps were dripping with fanny batter, opened up like a wizard's sleeve revealing a gash as smooth and slick as an inside-out dolphin!
by Fanal Gourmand March 18, 2004
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Happy Ending

When a massouse feels inclined to finish your session w/ oral sex or full on sex
"I was in china town getting a rubdown and the girl gave me a happy ending; is that cheating on my wife?"
by TrueFactsFromLife April 29, 2015
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double happy

1. A large firework, about the same diameter as a king-size cigarrette and two-thirds the length. Used in Austarlia and New Zealand for the same purposes as a Cherry Bomb, e.g., toilet cistern mayhem.

2. A form of mutual masturbation; The male lies on his back and performs as for a normal "handjob', while his female partner straddles his thighs and moves herself into such a position so as to stimulate her clitoris upon his moving hand. ( Caution: While a safer sex practice care must be taken to assure no fluid from the male lands on the vagina.).
1."Someone stuffed a double happy in MUzza's exaust pipe - Tore a hole in the muffler!"

2."We ran out of condoms, so we had a double happy instead."
by d f stuckey February 17, 2004
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