Definitions by Emohaters

emo cow 

Emo cows don't Moo, they just cry.

Farmer: My cows wont stop crying!
Farmer2: That's because their emo cow's life is so sad they just want to die in the slaughterhouse.

emo cow by Emohaters September 5, 2006

emo happiness

There is no such thing.

Mom: Son, i boght you the new FFTL album!
Emo: Oh, fuck, i'm so unhappy i want to cry! AAAAA!!
Mom: Emo happiness sucks.

emo happiness by Emohaters September 4, 2006