emo happiness

There is no such thing.

Mom: Son, i boght you the new FFTL album!
Emo: Oh, fuck, i'm so unhappy i want to cry! AAAAA!!
Mom: Emo happiness sucks.

by Emohaters September 04, 2006

emo cow

Emo cows don't Moo, they just cry.

Farmer: My cows wont stop crying!
Farmer2: That's because their emo cow's life is so sad they just want to die in the slaughterhouse.

by Emohaters September 05, 2006