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emo cow

Emo cows don't Moo, they just cry.
Farmer: My cows wont stop crying!
Farmer2: That's because their emo cow's life is so sad they just want to die in the slaughterhouse.
by Emohaters September 5, 2006
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emo happiness

There is no such thing.
Mom: Son, i boght you the new FFTL album!
Emo: Oh, fuck, i'm so unhappy i want to cry! AAAAA!!
Mom: Emo happiness sucks.
by Emohaters September 4, 2006
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