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Door goblin 

A common creature that likes to hinder doors, sideways and any other busy or crowded areas in general. When asked to step aside, the tend to ignore the request, sometimes on purpose.
It seems that the best weapon againts this beast is a solid shove.
Move or I move you, you stupid door goblin, you're blocking the way.
Door goblin by Tumamafat July 11, 2020

Salt Goblin 

A "Salt Goblin" is another word for a bogey.
A: oof, that was a hell of a sneeze!
B: yes, it sent all the Salt Goblins falling out of your nose, careful so they don't hide in your mouth.
A: ew, a mighty sneeze indeed..
Salt Goblin by Witcher Steve August 20, 2020

Closet Goblin 

A homosexual or queer person (oftentimes in denial) who happens to be homophobic.
My friend's brother just called me the f-slur. I don't know why he's so homophobic, he literally has a boyfriend. God, he's such a fucking closet goblin!
Closet Goblin by anonymous September 26, 2020

Toe Goblin

The Toe Goblin is a 《toe goblin 》 that appears when you sleep, as you get told "Gudnoot dont let the toe goblin get you" you will or should quickly look around and see if you can spot them. If not go peacefully to bed ♡~ Bee
"Gudnoot dont let the Toe goblin get your toes"
Toe Goblin by Brookieeeeeee October 22, 2020

dirty goblin 

Bloody hilarious go make sure you follow him.
Really funny tells jokes

He is a dirty goblin
dirty goblin by Comedy goblins November 8, 2020

GREEN GOBLIN 

While having sex in the missionary position you shoot a snot rocket into your S/O mouth then put your hand over it until they swallow.
DId you hear that Mike gave Robert a green goblin yesterday?
GREEN GOBLIN by KRAFTMAID00189 December 4, 2020