Farmer Johnned

To farm a lady up the cornhole.

She didn't contact me again after I farmer johnned her. Maybe it was her first time.....

by slumbercat2k January 11, 2015

fame hungry

Kanye West

Kanye's publicist knows people hate egotistical jerks. Kanye is okay with it because he's fame hungry. It's the whole reason he has to boost his own ego to the extreme. His fame hunger has him fighting his way through life.

by 2bboc September 6, 2016

farmer's market fresh

Another way of saying something is really good.

See also: cool, awesome, sweet, etc.

Your kicks lookin' farmer's market fresh, boy!

Man, I'm feelin' farmer's market fresh right now.

by mabou May 12, 2016

farmer finger

the act of a southern man or farmer inserting his dirty finger in the girls pussy

hey i gave that girl the farmer finger last night

by 420 weed smoker February 14, 2017

willy farmer

Well, it's someone whose livelihood revovles around the cultivation and sale of phalae.

"that rags, he's a willy farmer by name and nature. doesn't get many subsidys for it though."

by Geraldine the Cabbage May 2, 2003

dangle fame

A common practice among celebrities who are famous for no reason like oprah, paris hilton, dr. Phil, and hannah montana,where pictures they take of their braided pubic hair are sent to small children in third world countries.

OMG hannah montana sent my 3 year old a dangle fame pic

by chachaddict April 14, 2009

Fail Farmer

It means "farming your own fail".

A farmer grows his own food, therefore a fail farmer grows his own fail, meaning he makes a lot of fails upon themselves.

To be called a fail farmer is an insult.

Example 1:
Guy 1: "Wow those guys over there are trying to act all cool."
Guy 2: "Wow, what a bunch of fail farmers."

Example 2:
Guy 1: "Wow these school computers keep shutting down"
Guy 2: "That's because they're a bunch of fail farmers"

Example 3:
Guy 1: "Lol, look at that fail farmer over there"
Guy 2: "Epic fail, he just fell on his face"

by Ghetto Blaster and Baby Eater April 25, 2009