Fake Clap

The act of clapping when you really don't want to, but feel forced to based on the circumstances.

I went to a function recently and I had to fake clap for that phony, Hillary Clinton, after her speech.

I was compelled to fake clap when Derek Jeter got a hit off of Johan Santana, otherwise, the bleacher bums would have thrown beer on me.

by Bronx-Bob August 16, 2009

faked

getting ridiculously stoned (baked) from smoking synthetic cannabis.

"You kids are way too baked."

"Nah man, we're faked"

Let's get faked.

by unicorndanzparty December 4, 2012

Fake Football

The Code The Americans Play. The one with all the hands on the balls and the ass grabbing. They say the superbowl is the most watched thing on T.V but the world Cup final ( the real football tournament) is watched much more.

Guy #1: Wanna Watch A Football Game?!?!?

Guy#2: Yer! I LOve Watching Men Grabbing Each Others Asses And Catching A Ball So They Can Do A Retarded Dance And give A Load of americans have an excuse to get fat!

Guy From Another Country: U Dick Heads.Its Fake Football For Christs Sake!

by mike 90210 September 16, 2008

Fake blood

A group of 1-4 kids who act tuff smoke weed and fuck sluts. Primarily 8th graders named jack or joe. Fake bloods often threaten people for no reason and think their life is hard. They probably have shitty parents and are the most popular people in school because everybody else is a dumb ass as well

Person 1- hey did you hear about how jack dropped his juul in the toilet he’s so stupid.

Person 2- hey watch out he’s a fake blood he will threaten you and never follow up on it..

by Fact spitter nwms October 30, 2019

fake mix'n

to bullshit or to play and fake around. can be a person, place, or thing

Yo' dat nigga be fake mix'n

by bigbootyJ November 28, 2007

fake-fruit

metrosexual; straight man with desirable gay or homosexual qualities.

She told me she wanted a straight man that had the desirable qualities of a gay man... I said 'oh you want a "fake-fruit!?"

by cosmo.lesbox May 22, 2008

fake-fu

1. A pathetic imitaion of martial arts. 2. A drunken version of something previously seen in a martial arts film and then attempted in real combat.

We got into with this guy at the bar and your boy busted out his fake-fu. He slipped in a puddle of beer trying to do a flying kick..

by jack swaggah June 18, 2009