A short kid that has his own theme song.
Me:Omg who is that?
*kid walks around in elvis costume*
Roni: I’m Roni Teh Poni, and thank you. Thank you very much.
*kid walks around in elvis costume*
Roni: I’m Roni Teh Poni, and thank you. Thank you very much.
by shygirltara July 12, 2020

The drowsiness or exhaustion, coupled with general brain fog, following the use of Benadryl (or other antihistamine, typically pink in color).
by Lawjick October 11, 2022

Gaining an almost immediate liking towards ponies/horses after being around them maybe that day or the day before.
by 2knugget March 24, 2023

by FegtheHedgehog March 22, 2021

it is a concealed word that deals with sex servers who stand on city corners. Used in the presence of little kids as a reference of the word "whore" in plural, sounds like horse.
At the jail, most of the female offenders have been working on the street as Ponies.
She is just another Pony.
She is just another Pony.
by The_Bambino_88 September 9, 2010

Slang for being absolutely mangled on ketamine — legs don’t work properly, balance is gone, and you look like you’re trying to ride an invisible horse sideways.
“Hey, Gaz is on the wonkey pony, go grab him and tie him up.”
“Took one bump too many and spent the night galloping on the wonkey pony.”
“Took one bump too many and spent the night galloping on the wonkey pony.”
by The real slippery gypsy August 19, 2025

by davicrow August 20, 2023
