“Hey! Let’s kiss, it’s October 4th”
“What does that mean?”
“It’s national kiss a football player day!”
“What does that mean?”
“It’s national kiss a football player day!”
by helonat0 October 03, 2021
by Walmart Tech support July 31, 2018
A football fan who follows you to the train station and won't shut up even though you clearly don't want to hear their opinion.
This football bore is talking bollocks.
by Middle aged rebel December 09, 2023
1) A terrible and highly-overrated team of fantasy footballers; the most notoriously shitty "Brendan's fantasy football team" plays in the "Justice For John Markus Nead"
2) The vaginal equivalent of male "blue balls"
2) The vaginal equivalent of male "blue balls"
1) Rocco: "Brendan's fantasy football team blows"
2) Raul: "My girl had a bad case of Brendan's fantasy football team last night"
Spencer Ware: "Shoulda fucked her as hard as I fucked Rocco's team in the championship"
2) Raul: "My girl had a bad case of Brendan's fantasy football team last night"
Spencer Ware: "Shoulda fucked her as hard as I fucked Rocco's team in the championship"
by Rocky C 816 August 12, 2017
by Kapix November 21, 2022
The sport that suck and marching band is so much better then. Band gets more trophy's then the football and the band does not have bench warmers.
by 871263489725t2187ry1289try9128 February 12, 2019