Fortnite

A fucking stupid idiot game that's played by illiterate ten year olds that causes you to instantly gain permanent virginity.

Normie: hey you want to play fortnite

Me: fuck off you ten year old why don't you watch an Ali a meme compilation

Normie: I need vbucks but my dumb bitchass hag mom won't let me get it
Other normie: fuck that bitch

by idontreallyknowanymore November 13, 2018

Fortnite

A dank-ass game that people spend money on a free game

Boy: yo I just dropped 1k on fortnite
Me:Dumbass

by Dark.Guy November 16, 2018

#Fortnite

Ghost Squad

time to hunt #Fortnite

by BumStatusYo November 27, 2018

#Fortnite

Elite Squad

Let’s Get It #Fortnite

by BumStatusYo November 27, 2018

Fortnite

A game that causes people to lose sleep making them look like fucking retards, you can witness kids saying this in schools that tend to have many stupid bitches attending, apart from the ones who actually have lives of course.

John: Hey man have you studied for the exam?
Tom: Na I was playing FORTNITE!
John: You stupid ass bitch...

by YourNanIsACerealBar November 29, 2018

Fortnite

One of the main reasons 2018 should never have happened. Among others... (like, no nut November...etc)

Friend: hey u wanna play FOOORTNIIITE?
Me: shut the fuck up.

Friend:Fortnite sucks...
Me: No wonder we're friends

by BrokenFortress December 2, 2018

Fortnite

A game that works better than birth control

Man 1. Man I don't know if I should take birth control

Man 2 . nah just play Fortnite

by myboi<><>isTHICk October 22, 2018