The first Urban Dictionary definition

It was either "hork", "hella" or "hecka", by alpha mu, all posted on the same date- December 14th, 1999

Person 1: Guys, I found the first Urban Dictionary definition!
Person 2: Wow! And it's from 1999!
Person 1: We finally found it, the holy grail!
Person 3: 1999 is the first Urban Dictionary definition!1!1!!
Person 1 & 2: NO IT'S NOT YOU RETARD, THERE ARE THREE POSSIBILITIES

by the fresh king of bel air June 29, 2023

Mexican first aid kit

A mexican first aid kit is composed of a 5th of tequila ,vicks vapor rub,and a virgin mary candle.

Wow a pharmacy next to a liquor store two perfect places to create the ideal Mexican first aid kit

by Willsituate42 November 6, 2017

First law of the Soviet equation

The 'First law of the Soviet equation' applies to the longest math equations, those that make you wanna puke just from looking at it length.
'When the equation looks very complicated, boring and long, there's high probability of the answer being (0) or (1).'

A: As soon as I saw the math homework for today, I instantly gave up and didn't even try to solve those equations.
B: Man, you just had to apply the 'First law of the Soviet equation' to complete it all.

by ibhulukwe October 26, 2017

Jennings first Christian school

This school is trash ITS A TRAILER…. DO NOT come here Carlene is a old lady who yells all the f***ing time they are hypocrites and the phone rule is stupid (writing this on my phone while in school😉) go to hchs if you can this school is pretty much a CULT don’t send your kids here

At Jennings first Christian school I get yelled at at all day long

by Won’t get my name;) September 23, 2021

Edwards first law of sleep

An object asleep tends to stay asleep unless acted upon by the mother.

Due to Edwards first law of sleep I was late for school because my mother did not come to check on me in th morning.

by Unknownpapyus10 June 17, 2018

my kids first apartment

Per The Family Guy:

Lois takes Peter to an Oral Sex learning retreat. Unknowingly Peter and Stewie have switched bodies in an unfortunate experiment gone wrong. Lois wants to show Peter where, “the kids first apartment is.” The rest of the family desperately tries to invert the process before Stewie has to, “Munch a Bunch of Fritos.” Which entails chomping on Lois kitty. Prior to the chomping of the kitty, the inversion takes place, only to show it was Brian in Peters body doing the chomping…

Let me show you, my kids first apartment…..

by Nishidamoto August 22, 2022

first-cousin-11X-removed

First-cousin-eleven-times-removed (1C11R).

My first-cousin-11X-removed is a good person.

by N8953SW June 26, 2021