Leather Feather

(noun) A piece of incompletely masticated meat jammed between a person's teeth after a meal that captures the attention of anyone they speak to as they are unaware of it's existence or it's unavoidable line of sight.

#1) Before Wayne gave his big speech to the executives, he asked me if he looked alright, so I handed him a toothpick and told him to pluck the leather feather from his front teeth that kepttickling my eyes.

#2) Jacob broke up with LaShondra when he found out that she lied about being Jewish while they were making out and Jacob accidentally swallowed one of her Leather Feathers and gagged before she could stop herself from saying aloud "Sorry, the pork chops I had for lunch today were huge!"

by Cybertobtic June 9, 2009

Pekingese Feast

Verb. A sexual encounter when the woman is on all fours. The man dresses in a panda suit and places a dollop of peanut butter on her anus and then cuts a line of wasabi along the crack of the buttocks. He assumes the position behind her and then in a quick single movement, licks the peanut butter and snorts the wasabi through a bamboo shoot, then penitrates her. He then sees how long he can perform before his face burns off.

One Sunday evening, Jody had to give Rebecca a Pekingese Feast to hold her over till after the Furry Convention.

by inkandglitter September 25, 2011

I fear the geeks

When surrounded by geeks, you might text or bbm a friend to say you're surrounded by geeks or if you're really daring say it out loud.

Quite ironically it is a play on "I fear the Greeks, even those bearing gifts" from Virgil's Aeneid and one would generally have to be quite clever (or geekish) to know that. A phrase common among public school chaps in England.

geeks: it's really good fun, here, like star wars.
normal person: Ok, right
geeks: (chanting) join us, join us...
other normal person: I fear the geeks!

by Virgil-Laurel January 15, 2012

Suggestion Bar Fear

The fear that what you are searching will show no results in the suggestion bar. Typing slowly, and often checking the Google suggestion bar is a symptom.

"I have a suggestion bar fear every time I search in google for homework."

by Noblr September 6, 2009

fears

A total douchebag that screws over his friends and gets them fired. Then later gets himself fired cause he got the really important people fired and then he ends up a prag in a Pompano prison.

The last dodo bird may have been called a fears.

by Sean Downes June 23, 2004

FEAP

Friends Even After Porno

She is my FEAP, so if you mess with her, then... I might cry.

by Squishy Cool July 30, 2006

feaven

A really rude person but has multiple dads cause she flirts with white boys.

Random kid:"you know that new kid Brian?"
Feaven:"Yeah he's my daddy"

by AnonymousNemo January 9, 2017