Closely related to the wingman, an ex-wingman keeps unwanted ex-girlfriends at a distance.
A skilled ex-wingman will successfully distract the unwanted girl in question by engaging in a first-class shamversation with her to make sure she doesn't cock-block you while you are flirting with another girl.
A skilled ex-wingman will successfully distract the unwanted girl in question by engaging in a first-class shamversation with her to make sure she doesn't cock-block you while you are flirting with another girl.
"Steve's flirting with Jessica was threatened to be disturbed by his ex-girlfriend, but his ex-wingman turned her attention away from him."
"As soon as Jack's sad ex-girlfriend entered the room, Jack's ex-wingman went to talk with her, so she wouldn't notice Jack flirting with Anne."
"As soon as Jack's sad ex-girlfriend entered the room, Jack's ex-wingman went to talk with her, so she wouldn't notice Jack flirting with Anne."
by Mr. Spring August 23, 2012
Get the ex-wingmanmug. by jackjackciwa August 18, 2025
Get the Pokémon Mega EXmug. the one ex you have that is still your best friend and understands you more than anyone else but you're not together
by celsmeow September 8, 2023
Get the comfort exmug. 
A slang term used to describe a horror-infused or corrupted version of something originally intended to be kid-friendly. Often denotes a dark twist on familiar characters or stories, suggesting a blend of nostalgia, horror, and confusion.
Watching Deadpool feels like diving into the world of Spiderman.exe—it’s a less kid-friendly version of Spiderman that flips everything we knew upside down!
by Emotional Cruiser July 14, 2025
Get the .exemug. taking a poop inside a box then wrapping it up and giving it to your girlfriend as a means to break up
by TeamShotOut April 12, 2013
Get the Ex-Boxmug. by addylade October 30, 2020
Get the National hit your ex up daymug.