Evan

Pussy and gay with a girlfriend

U r an Evan

by Ealgivf February 4, 2019

Evan

The most annoying person on this planet

Evan: Hey guess what
Nobody:
Evan: Heh heh, chicken butt

by chocolate negro January 18, 2020

Evans

To make room for some more food

I’m stuffed, I’m just going for an evans

by Evski January 13, 2021

Evan

A fat fucking loser who keeps trying to live his days of JV basketball.

Evan is on an amazing weight gain journey

by BibBibBob December 2, 2019

Evans opinion

Straight factual perfection

Evan: she is fat

Person1: I agree
Person2: I agree

Person3: I agree
Person4: I agree
Everyone at the same time: Evans opinion is spot on, your so cool Evan, thank you so much Evan

by Iffycreator October 30, 2019

Evan

A whore, extremely unloyal.

“Wow he’s such a whore.”

“What an Evan.”

by DefinitelyNotBrianna January 29, 2020

Evan

Evan is 🧔🧘 ♀️🧗 ♀️🐴😩😩😩🥵🥵😩🥵😩🥵😩🥵😩🥵😩🥵😩🥵😩🥵😩😩😩🥵🗿🔜

Holy shit evan Fournier is a bathtub

by PLAYSTATIONSTORE September 15, 2020