Spotted Egg

When you have explosive diarrhea and it ricochets around the bowl and hits your nuts

I ate a lot of bacon and when I emptied my bowels I ended up with a spotted egg

by Robert Worden May 5, 2018

Fuck an Egg

An expression used as a response when unable to qualify or quantify a ridiculous, impossible, and/or unreasonable statement or question- and the statement maker asshat requires a response that will make him/her think about why they would have spoken in the first place.

Margaret : I will live well, traveling the world with my makeup and hair squad, but I’ll stay humble so I really understand the people.
Me: can I have some quiet, please?
Margaret: my personal chef will cook all my meals at the most local restaurants spots I can find.

Me: oh, fuck an egg.

by Sonotwhat-I-thought November 25, 2019

Think Egg

To Think Egg you must
1: Think about Egg
2: Get a frontal lobe lobotomy
3: Now there is only egg...

I had hole drill in head me Think Egg now, me only Think Egg.

by Cheerio_Thief June 25, 2020

Egg-sucker

Someone really old, past their age.

“That guy is an old egg-sucker, it doesn’t matter what he thinks.

by Targathia November 11, 2020

Fatty Egg

La epic roast made by Po (aka Kung-fu Panda from the emoji movie)

Jeff: “Hi Gib.”
Gib: “Exit the area you Fatty egg.”

Jeff: *Is kill*

by Good boye gib March 10, 2018

Fast as egg

Gaining a large amount of likes on your post on social network.
Inspired by egg post on instagram profile @world_record_egg.

Yooo that post is fast as egg.

by Yaboiy420 January 13, 2019

Scrambled Egg

Egg. But scrambled.

Breakfast Dude: i will eat waffles
Breakfast Dude 2: I will eat scrambled egg

by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 11, 2022