Mad Cow Disease

(n.) A condition in which an individual is nagged and/or afflicted by a raving cow. Also known as marriage.

Poor Jim has a bad case of Mad Cow Disease.

by ChriSe7en July 12, 2009

Trans-Stomach Disease

A passing disease common among transgender people that is associated with a sharp pain in one's stomach upon being deadnamed or misgendered. The only known cure is for the offender to profusely apologize and correctly gender them, although this may take anywhere from a few seconds to thirty minutes.

Jaqueline: Hey, deadname!
Ace: Ow! Shit, sorry. Trans-Stomach Disease.
Jaqueline: Oh my god, I'm so sorry! I meant Ace. I didn't mean to offend you!
Ace: It's alright, just give me a second. What do you need?

by Reven's #1 Kitten December 7, 2022

Balloon’s Head Disease

The code word for Airhead.

Wow that Psychopath has balloon’s head disease, don’t say the real word otherwise he’ll kill us all.

by Sonar System September 15, 2023

The Shiore Kokkaku Disease

The Shiore Kokkaku disease is a fictional disease where the victim of self hate and thoughts of suicide begins to slowly watch their skin wither which will eventually lead to an inevitable death. Victims contract the disease through almost successfully killing themselves but surviving. Their skin then slowly starts to wither until nothing is left but their bones. The disease has no cure but it can be slowed down. By having the victim find happiness in their life, and by slowing gaining a better mental health state, the Shiore Kokkaku disease will stop spreading. However the effects are irreversible and the patient will eventually die.

Ex : I wish there was a way to escape the fate of the Shiore Kokkaku disease, but I’ll eventually have to come to terms with reality...

by p a p e r f i r e March 27, 2021

Tadj-Kapp Disease

A rare form of erectile dysfunction in which afflicted males experience opposite physical reactions when in states of

sexual arousal or normal mood.

All those poor bastards can't get it up to wank off to some porn. -Unknown Reporter

Thanks to this Disease I cant sit on the train without women feeling like I'm checking them out, shit's tough ya know? - Tadj-Kapp Disease Victim

by Canyounottakethisdamnnamepeopl January 25, 2021

Salty Octopus Disease

Salty octopus disease is a very rare illness seen in 0.01% of the population. Female sperm whales impaired with the disease tend to be salty and toxic, as well as, ugly and grotesque pedophiles. If you ever meet a sperm whale infected with this disease, be sure to contact the local aquarium for sick and mentally challenged sea creatures.

-" hey Commumoose, have you heard there is someone with salty octopus disese on the loose?"-

-"douchebag did you that Angelina is a salty sperm whale infected with salty octopus disease?"-

by Arix the Commumoose June 28, 2018

carbon-induced disease

A carbon-induced disease is a disease that is induced by carbon.

"Oh no, the carbon induced my carbon-induced disease" said Mary, suffering from carbon-induced disease.

by 69Ryan420 June 13, 2022