Genetic Fart Disease

A fictional illness, often used as an excuse for excessive and putrid farting.

"Konstantinos can't help burning your nostrils with his putrid farts, it's not his fault - he has Genetic Fart Disease!"

by stanley124 September 20, 2019

E. Brown's Disease

A genetic condition that causes retinal detachment and extremely poor bowel control.

"Damn it! I can't see anymore and I'm shitting every four seconds!" "Dude that sucks! I bet you've got E. Brown's Disease!"

by KLRBEAN March 25, 2022

Dumb Deb Disease

Not a Debbie Downer, just a really dumb Deb. Also not someone named Debbie. Someone so dumb, they don't even know they have the disease. This pandemic has been sweeping across the nation and there is no known cure.

My dumb friend Doris definitely has Dumb Deb Disease.
Do you know Donna? I heard her family just used a whole case of Dumb Deb Disinfectant!

by Dr. Debbie Davidson April 30, 2020

Nikhil Fortnite Disease

Nikhil Fortnite disease is a condition which forces you to play Fortnite 24/7 and to play Fortnite no matter what.

Bro has is playing everyday even in school, he must have Nikhil Fortnite Disease.

by KanyeFan2083 December 10, 2022

Trans-Stomach Disease

A passing disease common among transgender people that is associated with a sharp pain in one's stomach upon being deadnamed or misgendered. The only known cure is for the offender to profusely apologize and correctly gender them, although this may take anywhere from a few seconds to thirty minutes.

Jaqueline: Hey, deadname!
Ace: Ow! Shit, sorry. Trans-Stomach Disease.
Jaqueline: Oh my god, I'm so sorry! I meant Ace. I didn't mean to offend you!
Ace: It's alright, just give me a second. What do you need?

by Reven's #1 Kitten December 07, 2022

Addison Boaler Disease

A weird person, who thinks he’s a big man, but really is just a person with some sort of syndrome

Oh no, you’ve been diagnosed with Addison Boaler disease. Would you like to abort?

by TheSpecialSpiderMan May 21, 2020

Mad Cow Disease

1.Used to categorize an affliction that turns a normal woman into a mountainous, sloppy looking woman with a snub button nose and a haircut that was crafted with a lawnmower. Usu. gotten by having low self esteem, recreational drug use, poor diet, and lack of intellectual stimulus.
2.Any other similarly or un-similarly described fatter female afflicted with this ailment.

Ex1: Friend1-" What in the hell happened to her?!"
Friend 2-"You didn't hear? S'shame. She developed Mad Cow Disease..."
Friend-1 "Fuck!"

by TooTrue August 26, 2008