dripper

When time, although it seems like it has stopped, has actually just slowed to an incredibly slow pace. Often makes for an incredibly painful afternoon and, an even worse morning.

Hot Secretary: Wow, its only two o'clock?!
Co-Worker: Yeah, its a dripper today.

by hood4u August 26, 2007

Diaper Chaser

A male or female who is interested in someone much older than them; some one dating an elderly person; someone dating some one way too old for them hoping for some benefit in the finacial department once the diaper wearer croaks.

That Anna Nicole Smith was a diaper chaser

by 1936ed December 30, 2010

ugly diaper

A large posterior, or otherwise, a posterior the likes of which present the impression of disproportionedness.

Clyde, you got an ugly diaper.

by Johnny19 May 19, 2008

Arctic Diaper

The act of shoving snow down someone's pants and the giving them a wedgie.

Jason won the snowball fight with an arctic diaper.

by Max_Immelmann September 25, 2010

diaper biscuits

exactly what it is. biscuits of poo commonly found in diapers.

can also be used as a curse.

Hey Mike, will you check to see if the baby has any diaper biscuits?

Oh, diaper, biscuits!

by Aurolas April 8, 2007

Loaded Diaper

A pink sock that is visible through a sodomized individual's underwear.

That gentleman's gentleman is walking around like he has a Loaded Diaper...

Yeah... He gets around.

by Biggpapa June 28, 2010

diaper patch

A patch of hair that covers the entire taint region. It often thins out but still extends past the top of the asscrack and can even trace it's way up to the navel.

Bitch, you need to wax that diaper patch somethin' fierce.

by sweetygrrrl January 12, 2005