crotch bridge 

When two players in a video game are camping in the same room. I.e. "touching tips"

Those guys are building a crotch bridge on the objective!

crotch bridge by Hbomb007 May 20, 2024

Crotch Holocaust 

The act of ejaculating into a fire.

I jerked off and blew my load into onto a lit candle last night, it was a real crotch holocaust.

Crotch Holocaust by Corey The Hole June 1, 2024

crotch beader 

someone who decorates their pubes with beads

“put the craft supplies away you crotch beader!”

crotch beader by Deric Shwilborn June 17, 2024

crotch beader 

someone who decorates their pubes with beads

“put the craft supplies away you crotch beader!”

crotch beader by Deric Shwilborn June 17, 2024

Crotch Cry 

When a maker female urinates.

Ya’ll I got step away for a crotch cry.

Crotch Cry by Twsnicket March 16, 2025

Crotch stink 

Vaginal infection (colloquial)

You really need somethin for that crotch stink

Crotch stink by younggong May 16, 2025

Crotch Goblin 

Fruit from the loins of people with no fucking parenting skills, aka children. They typically appear feral with no apparent parental supervision. They lack discipline, respect, self awareness or basic education. They can typically be found in Walmart, Target and ER waiting rooms. Pajama and slipper wearing parents may or may not be found in the general vicinity.

Who does this feral crotch goblin belong to? It just opened a pack of sweets in the grocery store without paying for it. Where are the parents?

Crotch Goblin by Samesamebutdifferent78 May 19, 2025