deer lease coffee

Coffee with Whiskey added. Often drank early in the morning prior to a hunt after a big night of drinking.

Matthews: You guys must feel terrible this morning.

Me: yeah, not too bad, I’m on my 3rd deer lease coffee

by Taosboyz August 28, 2021

minnesota coffee bean

a bean is put up the butt and man or woman sucks it out with a straw and makes coffee with the bean and pours it on his or hers nipples.

man: want and minnesota coffee bean

woman: yes, of coarse

man: do you like that

woman: yes

by peter wacker October 21, 2013

coffee shop girl

a girl that is usually dressed with a scarf, glasses, leggings, and looks like a stuck up bitch.

Look at that coffee shop girl, I wanna strangle her with her own scarf, it's fucking summer for gosh sakes!

by Big Sausage Pizzas March 5, 2009

shit on the coffee table

To make yourself at home.

Brad shit on the coffee table at work when the boss was away!

by Big Fish Tony January 2, 2012

Empire Tea and Coffee

A coffee shop on Broadway in Newport, Rhode Island. It is a popular spot to hang out for high school age kids. It is also the maker of many a tea, the most unique of which is the bubble tea, a ordinary tea with small tapioca balls in it. The mochi is also creative; ice cream put inside a chewy rice paper. A Lite-Brite table is another innovation of the coffee shop.

Guy: Hey wanna meet up at Empire Tea and Coffee tomorrow?

Me: Yeah, I'm planning on getting a green tea.

Guy: Which kind? They have like fifteen!

by GilletteX December 15, 2008

coffee person/addict

An individual whose life revolves and is based on the concept of coffee. Is either an complete addict or requires some type of caffeine in a equivalent or exceeding amount to make up for the missing cup they did not get. In some extreme cases when an addict is encountered they might be extremely ill mannered towards you for the following: interrupting their beverage, not yet receiving sed beverage, and just not liking you or their day in general.

yes I am this person

Jack: Hey Kayla

Kayla: Well if was just fine before you opened joy sucking black hole called your mouth. Like wtf dont you see me trying to drink my coffee peacefully? Shit you just ruined my whole day!

Jack: Well....Im sorry...see you later

Kayla: Dammit I need another cup of coffee because one is just not enough to deal with this. Why tf did you just have to talk to me?.......You might see me later but pls for the love of all things good in the world dont talk to me!!!!!

Jack whispering: Damn coffee person/addict

by orgasmicknowledgespiter August 9, 2017

Going out for coffee

This is what teens use when trying to hide the fact they are about to go do a mad line of cocaine with the lads.

Chris: Hey Tom you going out for coffee later?
Tom: Of course ;;)))

by Bensplant July 15, 2018