Clown Shoes

Describes a noun that is lame, of poor quality, or a general downer. Usually paired with an explitive.

Man, this war is f*cking clown shoes.

Damn that car is seriously clown shoes.

by Nate K. May 15, 2006

Le clown

A person with lots of hair, who enjoys playing drums and living in strange places.

Le clown a les cheveux frisés.

by Moise September 23, 2003

Clown Shit

The act of relieving ones bowels in a manor to humiliate, disrespect, or bring negative attention to another person or there property.

The act of using feces to destroy someones property or moral.

A form of civil dissobediance or passive agressive protest.

Military Specification or Mil Spec : Contents one clown shit for discrete placement in obvious location. For the porpose of less than lethal biological warfare.

"If he parks his car in my spot again I'm going to clown shit his hood."

"That pretentious ballwasher got his own parking spot. I'm going to take a clown shit rite whare he opens his door."

"It's been a month since our bathrroom has been cleaned. No papper towels no toilet papper no soap. So at lunch I went into the cooporate bathroom removed a seiling tile shit on it and replaced it to it's spot in the ceiling.

If nothing is done by next week I will take a clown shit in the bosses waste papper basket."

by Miserable Wretch November 20, 2011

ass clown

Someone with the common sense of a goat.

Co-workers began to realize that Erik Homan was nothing but a no talent ass clown.

by Get Bent January 13, 2004

Clown Tits

Clown Tits

-adjective

1. superb

2. such as to cause wonder, admiration, or astonishment

3. to inspire awe

"Oh my God, did you see his new sports car?"

"I know - that thing is fuckin' clown tits!"

by frostboy74 September 15, 2009

Drown the Clown

1) A circle jerk game that involves a group of males standing in a circle around a single person. (the "clown") They proceed to masturbate simultaneously in an attempt to "drown the clown" in semen.

Lizzy always hated it when the guys played Drown the Clown. Especially since they always wanted her to be the clown!

by Zachary McGraw July 5, 2006

clown show

This is a expression used when some dumb asshole or assholes are trying to do something such as playing football in jeans and and poppped colars and it makes you wanna go over and beat the ever living shit out of them.

Guy A: Do you see those fucking dickheads over there?
Guy B: Yea what a fucking clown show!

by Da Sak September 8, 2006