church hole

The only acceptable hole by the church unless you are married
Basically Anal Sex

Joseph: So Mary, you wanna have sex?
Mary: No way! I'm not married to you yet!
Joseph: No baby, we are gonna do it in the church hole!

by A Soap Bar September 17, 2017

wank in church

The act of masturbating in a church or any other religious setting.

What did you do this weekend?
I had a wank in church.
Ok...
Yeah, the priest wasn't too happy but he saw a choir boy and did the same.

by Baconwound August 9, 2022

Church Prom

A day where people dress in their best clothes for church, similar to school prom.

Easter Sunday is also known as Church Prom day due to the prevalence of people attending church looking their best.

by GOPhater April 9, 2023

The Catholic Church

Um... Harboring pedophiles?

Hym "Candace Owens cares so much about people harboring pedophiles that she converted to THE CATHOLIC CHURCH! Not because they DON'T HARBOR PEDOPHILES... But to get away from the jews! Because catholicism is the Jewish incest cult except coopted by the Romans and is a step removed from the jews and she only did it after she was fired by a jew for criticizing Israel. Clearly she doesn't understand irony. The irony is lost on her. Also, her husband looks like a gay man. If you told me he went to gay conversion camp when he was younger, I would believe you and wouldn't even ask for evidence. I would just say 'Yup'and nod my head because that is very likely a gay man."

by Hym Iam August 19, 2024

nathan church

U searched Nathan church up, ur sad mate

I just searched Nathan church on UrbanDictionary, I hav no life

by Nolifeneek July 23, 2021

Church of Charlie

Where Charlie’s Angels come to think, pray, and ask for forgiveness from the Charlie god.

I’m gonna go to the Church of Charlie so that badass is forgiven

by The Church of Charlie July 24, 2022

Church of Austini

The sacred weekly gathering dedicated to the one and only Austin.

The Church of Austini is a contemporary faith community formed around the collective admiration and recognition of Austin. Followers, known as Austinians, gather regularly to participate in scheduled “services” that include discussion, reflection, and acknowledgment of Austin’s actions, decisions, and general influence within the community.

I can’t meet later; it’s Sunday, and I have Church of Austini service.

by sssixtyseven November 5, 2025