by smurfette5 August 21, 2012
Get the Not the full can of Schweppes.mug. The belief that the communal trash can capacity is to be distributed according to the need of each individual in that community.
Trudi: Our trash can is full.
Eric: I'll just toss it in the neighbor's.
Trudi: Is that the right thing to do?
Eric: Yes, it's trash can socialism!
Eric: I'll just toss it in the neighbor's.
Trudi: Is that the right thing to do?
Eric: Yes, it's trash can socialism!
by anitpole September 4, 2009
Get the trash can socialismmug. (Noun) Calling someone a virgin; referring to someone's virginity (mostly referring to a girl's virginity)
Cara: Gosh I'm so horny right now. I really need a fuckbuddy.
Me:Hun, you're a closed can of peaches. You can survive without dick.
Me:Hun, you're a closed can of peaches. You can survive without dick.
by PrattyBratty May 2, 2016
Get the closed can of peachesmug. To wreak havoc on a toilet (preferably someone else’s) by taking a monster shit, often of the explosive diarrhea variety, with extreme force. Past tense: Blew up the Can.
Jay: “Every time I go over to Ethan’s house, I blow up the can after dinner. I don’t think his parents are ever gonna let me come back again.”
Larry: “Susan let me stay over last night and this morning I totally blew up the can. Now she won’t return my calls.”
Larry: “Susan let me stay over last night and this morning I totally blew up the can. Now she won’t return my calls.”
by Mr Mucho Macho October 25, 2020
Get the Blow Up the Canmug. Famous pornstar who has fucked over 1000 people (male and female). He goes by the name of Jimmy and the "big can," in the name jimmy big can, refers to his penis, for it has the circumference equal to that of a beer can.
Boy: "Look at that jimmy guy over there...."
Girl: "What's that thing in his pants!?!?!"
Teacher: "That has to be a beer can..."
Boy: "Holy fuck... I wish I was him..."
Girl: "I think I like Jimmy big can..."
Girl: "What's that thing in his pants!?!?!"
Teacher: "That has to be a beer can..."
Boy: "Holy fuck... I wish I was him..."
Girl: "I think I like Jimmy big can..."
by JimmyBigcan May 17, 2016
Get the jimmy big canmug. by Sitting in my Bugatti July 30, 2021
Get the Can you dont?mug. A. an insult branded to anybody who is deemed extraordinarily terrible at something.
B. Can be used to describe a professional athlete who is under performing.
C. The WNBA
B. Can be used to describe a professional athlete who is under performing.
C. The WNBA
"Drew never wins when we play scrabble. He's so bad he can barely crack the hundred mark."
"Good lord, he's such a garbage can kid"
"Good lord, he's such a garbage can kid"
by Pigpenamus December 17, 2009
Get the Garbage Can Kidmug.