Jennings first Christian school

This school is trash ITS A TRAILER…. DO NOT come here Carlene is a old lady who yells all the f***ing time they are hypocrites and the phone rule is stupid (writing this on my phone while in school😉) go to hchs if you can this school is pretty much a CULT don’t send your kids here

At Jennings first Christian school I get yelled at at all day long

by Won’t get my name;) September 23, 2021

First Day of No Nut Nov.

Where men die.

FUCKING HELL ITS THE FIRST DAY OF NO NUT NOV.

by Mistermicbeth November 01, 2019

First law of the Soviet equation

The 'First law of the Soviet equation' applies to the longest math equations, those that make you wanna puke just from looking at it length.
'When the equation looks very complicated, boring and long, there's high probability of the answer being (0) or (1).'

A: As soon as I saw the math homework for today, I instantly gave up and didn't even try to solve those equations.
B: Man, you just had to apply the 'First law of the Soviet equation' to complete it all.

by ibhulukwe October 26, 2017

first-cousin-11X-removed

First-cousin-eleven-times-removed (1C11R).

My first-cousin-11X-removed is a good person.

by N8953SW June 26, 2021

fuckers first ladies last

Simple rules example “ladies first “ says Emily “no fuckers first ladies last” says Jayden.

“ladies first “ says Emily “no fuckers first ladies last” says Jayden.

by DaBoogieboy69420 December 02, 2021

my kids first apartment

Per The Family Guy:

Lois takes Peter to an Oral Sex learning retreat. Unknowingly Peter and Stewie have switched bodies in an unfortunate experiment gone wrong. Lois wants to show Peter where, “the kids first apartment is.” The rest of the family desperately tries to invert the process before Stewie has to, “Munch a Bunch of Fritos.” Which entails chomping on Lois kitty. Prior to the chomping of the kitty, the inversion takes place, only to show it was Brian in Peters body doing the chomping…

Let me show you, my kids first apartment…..

by Nishidamoto August 23, 2022

Edwards first law of sleep

An object asleep tends to stay asleep unless acted upon by the mother.

Due to Edwards first law of sleep I was late for school because my mother did not come to check on me in th morning.

by Unknownpapyus10 June 16, 2018