buffaloon

A ham sandwich disguised as a human being; an oaf, a lummox, a steroidal fathead.

Check out out the porch buffaloons on frat row

by boltonoutlaw May 28, 2016

buff the snail

buffing the snail, v., is the act of rigorously stimulating the clitoris. it is derived from the hand/wrist motion of theoretically "buffing" the shell of a snail, when in reality, you are rubbing a clit.

"I'm home alone. I'm really gonna buff the snail tonight."

by rockinrollbuttercup69420 July 8, 2016

Bluffie

The act of ingesting a line of cocaine nasally while simultaneously inhaling a hit of nitrous oxide orally.

Some dude at the party on Friday hit a bluffie and then puked on my dog.

by Woo Boost July 14, 2016

Buff and Polish

The action required to look your very best.

It was our first date and I wanted to impress. I took extra time to buff and polish.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Buffalo meltdown

The act of cumming on your partners chest and then heating it up with a hairdryer. After blow drying that puppy, take some tortilla chips and scoop it up and eat it as if it were buffalo chicken dip. Easily my favorite sexual act!

I would give a guy from 217 Littell Hall the sexiest, wettest, kinkiest buffalo meltdown this world has ever seen.

by Mike pagona November 2, 2016

Buff the tip

To suck the tip of a dick

All these puttis can go buff the tip

by CaseTheKingSantana November 24, 2016

Buffalo Ass

Buffalo Ass: When a girl has such a big ass, its looks like a buffalo from the back.

Damn bro, that chick has a major buffalo ass !

by get some 0331 March 29, 2017