Kalani Berry

Being a fatass who does nothing but eat and is the worst madden player in the world

1: “your eating again, your so kalani berry!”

2: “why are you playing madden, your kalani berry at that game”

by ababababbaba April 26, 2024

haggle-berry

when you meet a "real life hag" that's oh so berry nice

That lady was such a Haggle-berry, the way she spoke to you was just not right; she must eat baby souls for lunch.

by dew drops on a rose pedal December 7, 2010

Berries and Cum

berries and cum is a ritual when someone with mommy issues masturbates with berries and does the little lad dance when they jizz.

"yesterday was so much fun, i went to the water park!"

"lucky, yesterday i heard my brother performing the berries and cum ritual."

by pizzarollsnorter September 9, 2021

Diggle Berry

Descriptive adjective; similar to the phrase 'dingle berry' but the diggle berry is the first step in the dingle berry creation. Just being formed and not quite at the dingle form yet: no hanging.

Oh man, that looks like a serious diggle berry on that cats back end. Better get it before it turns into a dingle berry!

by Diggleberries anonymous August 9, 2024

Blake Berry

a bad bleep who is better than u <3

"Do you know Blake Berry"
"oh yeah that bad bleep whos better than us?"
"Yeah them."

by blakeuhm January 7, 2021

Crambo Berry

A special kind of berry that tastes tangy and sweet and makes your tounge dance for more.

The cook said that the crambo was so good his tounge jumped out his mouth and made another pie itself.

by Anonymous March 12, 2003

twat berry

The equivalent to a dingle berry only that it's located on the vagina

Little pieces of toilet paper stuck in between pussy lips due to inaccurate wiping

"I was eating her out nd I spit out some lint or something.......must have been a twat berry

"I'm buying you some better toilet paper cus your pussy filled with so many twatberries I nearly combed them out with my mustache"

by good old rubbas May 24, 2018