Siamese Lightsaber Battle

When two Asian proceed to whip out their penises and fight, the Jedi way.

Asian 1: Bro! Luke just kissed his sister? That so heterosexual!
Asian 2: Wanna have a Siamese Lightsaber Battle?

by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018

Battle Ground High School

A rural fever dream located in Washington where the Wi-Fi is spotty but the drama is high-speed. Known for its unique blend of cowboy cosplay, nicotine addiction, and unregulated furry activity in the commons. Half the students think they’re in Yellowstone, the other half think they’re in Zootopia, and the teachers have emotionally checked out since 2014.

Classes are optional, hallway PDA is not. If you’re not wearing Carhartt, Crocs, or a tail, you’re probably lost.

Common phrases heard at BGHS:
• “Is that guy wearing a thong?”
• “Wanna rip my Geek Bar in the Foods bathroom?”
• “Fight in the parking lot after 6th!”
• “Bro that’s my cousin.”

I fucking hate Battle Ground High School it’s full of faggots. Can we pretty please go get more zyns now???

by HaydenGray88 June 29, 2025

Battle Ropes

When a woman has thin saggy tits, you can grab her by the nipples and use them as battle ropes to work out.

Her boobs hang so low we can use them as battle ropes for cardio today.

by Pitblue99 May 8, 2024

Is that the battle pass?

I think that's the battle pass! That's definitely the battle pass. I'm pretty sure that's the battle pass. THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING! ... Google, show me this guy's balls. ... WOAH!

You could say Is that the battle pass? either while viewing the battle pass, and wondering if it is indeed truly the battle pass.

by Sebastian Solace May 29, 2025

Old Battle Cat

I old tweaker chick who looks haggard from battling other battle cats out in the streets. Usually slightly neurotic from trauma and drug use.

She is an old battle cat

by PsychoTurtle303 May 12, 2023

Intense Naval Battle

When two men on a water bed try to nut on each other, the first one to land a nut on the wins.

I gotta get cleaned up, Johny and I had an Intense Naval Battle.

by Big boi mandingo March 28, 2019

battle blogger

Someone who says every word that comes to mind while in Voice Comms regardless of who may already be speaking, usually mid-fight in a competitive video game. Everyone hates them.

Dude, Jeff is such a battle blogger I had to force Push-to-Talk on him. And he STILL battle blogged the whole time.

by Noval1th June 5, 2017