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poser band

when someone decides to label someone without context based on the music they listen to and to make themselves seem superior to the one they are speaking to, they degenerate the name poser by using it to be hurtful.
Circa 1981 to 2012...

Dude, I can't believe you listen to a poser band like U2.
by facetious August 1, 2012
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one man band

A "one man band" is something that is performed on a girl. Other definitions here say it's when a guy gets a finger in the butt during a blowjob, but 2 things hardly constitutes a "band."

My understanding is that a one man band is cunnilingus plus the shocker. That is, sucking or licking the clit while using index and middle finger inside the vagina, and the pinky in the B.H.

I also hear it's pretty awesome. I don't have a vagina so I can't be sure.
Girls have been known to blackout from a one man band. Use with caution, my friend.
by Mr. Bogart January 26, 2008
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The Beatles Rock Band Customs Server

I got banned from The Beatles Rock Band Customs Server for arguing with the mods who were trying to convince me that there were 15 genders
by A Guitar Hero 3 Les Paul January 25, 2021
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Marching Band

the greatest thing ever invented on this earth. its godly. its a sport. love it. you can't hate it.
Hey. Watcha doing tonite.
Marching Band.
Again
DUH!
Its occupying your time
UR WEIRD!!!!
by drumlinegirll February 24, 2010
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sheffield wednesday band

A group of post adolescent toss pots who think they have the right to spoil everyone's saturday.
by keefdave June 14, 2003
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fuck-me band

The Australian slang term for a "jelly bracelet".

They may either be the generic solid colored plastic bands, or the relatively current trend in New South Wales of using the flat sleeve from the inside of a Coke bottle lid. They are crafted into bracelets by removing the centre leaving a 3mm rim, sucking on them until they're warm and soft, and stretching it slowly around the hand until it's on the wrist.

The meaning of fuck-me bands is quite blatant - they are worn predominantly by prepubescent sluts and skanks, and if broken one should copulate with the individual who broke it.

Many Australians wear these bands for years, and eventually they have grown around them and can't remove them. They don't take the "purpose" seriously, but can often be seen as immature simply for wearing these bands.
"I bought some hot new red fuck-me bands for so cheap."
by ldne May 16, 2005
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jam band

hey Marshie, dave matthews is not a jam band.
by russ May 8, 2005
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