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Do you ever just fuck a burrito isa 

Something out of pocket your friend says to you
My friend: “do you ever just fuck a burrito Isa?”

Me: “kill youself”

My friend: “did you just misspell yourself..?”

Me: “I’m blocking you”

*i really just hope a meteor hits their home*

Burritoing

The act of rolling yourself up in a blanket to become a human burrito.
Don't mind Erin, she's just burritoing on the floor.
Burritoing by Guv_Bubbs April 25, 2016
A burriko is a female who puts on a false front to attract men and who is rude or unfriendly to other females. The term is short for "kawaiko burriko" or "pretentious cutie". The term does not mean girls who dress younger than they are or "loli"- however, a female who dresses that way to attract men would fit in the burriko category.
Keep away from him, burriko!
burriko by Your_____Mom June 23, 2010

burritosplosion 

The result of a microwaved burrito when the seam bursts at one or both ends, usually producing a hot beany mess.
My microwave fell victim to a burritosplosion, so I had to spend an hour cleaning the beans and cheese out of it.
burritosplosion by poizon_elff February 20, 2010

Burritorrhea 

When the filling of your burrito falls out through the bottom of the burrito causing you to eat it with a fork.
Bill: Ahhh... the contents of my burrito just fell out!
Cody: Looks like you got burritorrhea!

burritolingus

Noun. Means, eating a burrito with the mouth.
Dude, let's go to Tijuana and engage in unprotected burritolingus!
burritolingus by Lovely Librarian November 26, 2007