Skip to main content

Boner Collision 

A momentous occasion
Oh my God, I got an A on the test! Boner collision!
Boner Collision by GTS585 January 2, 2011

Boner Sorcerous 

A very attractive woman with the name of a witch
"Yo did you see Tabitha's outfit last night"
"Yeah, she's a total boner sorcerous"
Boner Sorcerous by fucksliknik April 14, 2017

boner-licious 

1:an erection not worth hiding to a very "hot" girl.

2: a girl that could make a guy pitch a tent...a way of defining a girl.
dale: "that girl is hot!"
nick: "damnnnnnnn!!! that girl is boner-licious!!! very boner-licious"
boner-licious by winnie-kabby January 29, 2009

Boner Vibe 

Way too excited for anything, particularly a girl. But it can be used in any situation.
Rather than letting the girls come to him, Barney had major Boner Vibe when he was all up in the girls' faces.
Boner Vibe by Never Boner Vibes January 27, 2011

boner massage 

When someone, male or female, gives a male a handjob.
Dude, Jill gave me the best boner massage.

Boner patrol

A lone slob whore or group of slobby whores who look for some dick
Oh shit run it's the boner patrol!

Thank God we escaped the boner patrol they almost gave us s.t.d's!