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Bath juice

Floating semen left in a body of water, especially a bathtub.
I got bath juice on my arm and it keeps pulling on my hairs when I try to get it off
by NotAids June 28, 2018
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Turkish Couch Bath

The act of getting so drunk that you pass out on a piece of furniture, typically a couch, fully clothed. The “actor” proceeds to blow chunks, traditionally a noodle based meal, on to the furniture and his person. Two or more participating males remove clothing and vigorously wipe down the actor and furniture piece removing said chunks with sponges or clothes, thus completing the “Turkish Couch Bath”.

n. Subsequent cleaning of the furniture by minor children is also referred to as a “Turkish Play date”
C-bone: “TJ got so ripped last night he ended up puking up Mac salad all over the couch and himself. Damien and I had to give him an old fashion Turkish Couch Bath.”
by Big Ticket76 November 26, 2021
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Russian Steam Bath

When your face gets covered with the steam of a tea bag.
I was making tea when I got a Russian Steam Bath
by thejavagameryt October 13, 2023
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giving a volleyball a bath

It means exactly what it says to give a volleyball a bath
I am giving a volleyball a bath because it is dirty
by Zeroloverjm March 12, 2025
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Bile bath

When you are getting a blow job and in the middle of it, you start throwing up but your partner just keeps on going to town.
Dude, listen to this. That girl I brought home from the bar last night was giving me head right? I accidently started giving her a bile bath by but she just kept going. Best blow job ever.
by Dirtydelicious November 29, 2018
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The Year of Sponge Baths

A period of time during which one must provide unnecessary care for a significant other because the individual is overly needy.
Avery had to miss the Boys to Men concert because it was the year of sponge baths with her worthless boyfriend.
by Slamb Doctor September 14, 2019
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Afghani Tongue Bath

When one licks another's sweaty testicles whilst vacationing on a beach wearing a concealed suicide vest.
When on vacation, I awaited the unsuspecting Afghani Tongue Bath from an unknown stranger.
by KingFoopaTroopa June 12, 2023
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