by NotAids June 28, 2018

The act of getting so drunk that you pass out on a piece of furniture, typically a couch, fully clothed. The “actor” proceeds to blow chunks, traditionally a noodle based meal, on to the furniture and his person. Two or more participating males remove clothing and vigorously wipe down the actor and furniture piece removing said chunks with sponges or clothes, thus completing the “Turkish Couch Bath”.
n. Subsequent cleaning of the furniture by minor children is also referred to as a “Turkish Play date”
n. Subsequent cleaning of the furniture by minor children is also referred to as a “Turkish Play date”
C-bone: “TJ got so ripped last night he ended up puking up Mac salad all over the couch and himself. Damien and I had to give him an old fashion Turkish Couch Bath.”
by Big Ticket76 November 26, 2021

by thejavagameryt October 13, 2023

by Zeroloverjm March 12, 2025

When you are getting a blow job and in the middle of it, you start throwing up but your partner just keeps on going to town.
Dude, listen to this. That girl I brought home from the bar last night was giving me head right? I accidently started giving her a bile bath by but she just kept going. Best blow job ever.
by Dirtydelicious November 29, 2018

A period of time during which one must provide unnecessary care for a significant other because the individual is overly needy.
Avery had to miss the Boys to Men concert because it was the year of sponge baths with her worthless boyfriend.
by Slamb Doctor September 14, 2019

When one licks another's sweaty testicles whilst vacationing on a beach wearing a concealed suicide vest.
by KingFoopaTroopa June 12, 2023
