als

To strip and beat savagely
I wanted to als my enemy, but I was too nice to.
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"Ain't Lifting Shit." A derogatory (and usually self-referential) term used to describe advanced Paramedics, who perform mostly Advanced Life Support (A.L.S) duties, as opposed to the dreaded and unfortunately ubiquitous lift-assists that EMT basics find themselves inundated with.
"Hey, Medic 71, can we get you for a lift assist at this Nursing Home in South Bumblefuck?"

"Nah man, I'm ALS, page 72 for that shit."

"Copy that. TYFYS, Paragod."
by CaptainQuadmay March 05, 2019
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Ambient light sensor, if your ALS is fucked in your iPhone good luck getting it(truetone) back.
Doesnt appear to be paired on iPads, I wouldnt bet on it.
Jay: I cracked my ALS
Microsolderer: Say goodbye to truetone forever now or leave the Apple ecosystem to get open sourced.
Jay: Tf u talking about
Microsolderer: Apple aint right to repair buddy, go the other way, there is nothing we can do about it and Apple would just replace your phone or tell you to buy a new one instead of fixing.
(Typical conversation between the Apple user and the repair guy)
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An abbreviation for academic lag syndrome, usually common in sophomores or young juniors. Used to describe an academic performance drop period in one's year of high school, usually lasting for a few months.
Bob has a serious case of ALS. He keeps procrastinating and bombed the previous math tests.
by SCG-1171 June 20, 2024
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When you know more information about a certain musician, then someone who loves said musician

Josh: I love Kurt Cobain so much!
Me: You know he shot himself in the head, right?
Josh: What?? No way, I wasn't prepared for this information...
Me: Yeah, i kinda knew him like a brother. I have ALS, so you know how it goes.
Josh: Damn, I understand now.
by Keke Dyly July 30, 2023
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Al

Your the hottest person on the planet and you came here cause you tried the remove the first and last letter of your name so your name is tala
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It can mean "of" or "the" in a person's name. For example, "al-Baghdadi" means you are from Baghdad.

Or it can mean you're from a certain tribe or house. If your last name is al-Nahyan, it means you're part of the house or tribe of Nahyan.
Muhammad al-Ghazali is a great Muslim writer.
by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) December 10, 2019
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