asshole teeth

When you clench your but so hard it's like holding onto the seat with teeth. Mostly used while riding motorcycles or in power sports.

When the guy cut me off I held onto the seat with asshole teeth

by swampy Dolan June 14, 2021

Asshole Penetration

when a dick comes in and out of the asshole. OR when the dick enters the asshole at a very fast rate.

hey Kimberly i could really use some asshole penetration right now because im really horney.

by theassholepenetrator May 14, 2012

asshole neck

a.k.a the taint, the area extending from the anal hole to the ball droppings.

"Hey bro, why you walkin' like that? Someone destroy destroy your asshole neck?"

by UrMomsSaltyBalls July 11, 2022

gaping asshole

Former Maryland Governor Robert L. Ehrlich, Jr.

"Wow, Governor Ehrlich vetoed another piece of good legislation? He's such a gaping asshole!"

by Fernando la Casa December 30, 2007

Leaky Asshole

Usually refers to hemorrhoids, a person that has a leaky asshole has to carry a rug to wipe up. Their asshole leaks uncontrollably, leaving shit stains on their clothes.

This is his wipe rug, he has a leaky asshole.

by Feda555 October 6, 2009

magic asshole

A trick played by a "fatal attraction" lover where they fill their asshole with super glue before lube, such that later after you wear through the lube you get stuck with them permanently.

I have a magic asshole! What he stuck in will never come out!

Yeah a magic asshole is a very dirty trick - but it works! He will never cheat again.

With a magic asshole he has to leave a little something behind if he tries to cheat.

by one trick pony February 15, 2010

guardian asshole

An adversary so feeble, hapless, and inept that his treacherous or duplicitous actions actually end up insulating his intended target from any and all harm originally intended to be inflicted upon him.

"My fat bastard of a supervisor and her idiot flunkies made my life so miserable that I resigned my post and took a position elsewhere. Thirteen weeks later, my former place of work became embroiled in an international scandal that resulted in criminal charges being filed against the corrupt, messianic boss; innocent employees being deported; and the filing of a multi-million dollar lawsuit that threatens the financial solvency of the institution."

"Wow. Staying with that sinking ship could have ended your whole career. The douchebags who badgered you into resigning actually ended up being your guardian assholes."

by Can'tstopthesignal July 7, 2014