my brain

my brain is the equivalent of a sperm whale and a cockroaches offspring being baked in a pizza oven in a dark alley way in Detroit

dude my brain is fuuuuucked (hits blunt) like... its fried

by grape bleach March 13, 2021

Ashley brain

Temporary lack of brain power; see also blonde moment.

Sorry, guys. I have a serious case of Ashley brain today!

by Hero82 December 5, 2019

Blue Brains

When you get worked up or excited for something come to realize it isnt happening for a while. Samee concept of Blue Balls but for your brain.

"Hey Ana, new American Horror Story tonight!!"
"No Steven its tomorrow lol."
"Well i just got Blue brains"

by rzewster September 13, 2016

tomato brain

The mindset you have when you’re talking to your crush and you forget how to function like a normal human being

“Yeah so when I was talking to him, my tomato brain activated and I cackled at his joke”

“Damn that’s rough”

by DumbBitch2.0 April 5, 2019

Dookie Brains

Someone that is not smart. They also don't believe in the moon landing or any topic of discussions

Bro, you're a Dookie Brains for not believing in the moon landing

by Dooked June 27, 2019

Sonic brain

To infer that someone's cognitive function is on the lower end of the spectrum by alluding to "Sped". Sonic is widely regarded as a very speedy character and sonic is an attempt to play on the word sped. Attaching Sonic to the brain means sped brain for lack of a better phrase.

*Plays game*
John: "Kill him, he is one shot."
Bob: *Misses every shot*
John: Do you have sonic brain?

by Pogopawee March 19, 2021

Broken Brain

The ravages of time diminish both the physical and mental capabilities of even the most gifted individuals; when one can't bathe oneself or cannot even remember that this function is even necessary, it's time to go.

Broken brain!?
Buh bye...like a racehorse with a broken leg. IMMEDIATELY; right there on the track.

by YAWA May 19, 2022